Coley Is A Made-Up Little Princess

I have to tell this jackass to be ready 2 hours before it’s actually time to leave just so he’ll be ready when we’re actually supposed to leave. The routine he goes through to leave the house is simply ridiculous. I mean, he takes an hour to get ready to run across the street for a Starbucks – and he gets it to go!

I’ve never understood what takes him so long. 85% of his time is spent in front if a mirror. It’s not like he’s putting on make-up, so what takes so long? Once he’s finished washing, dressing, and bathing in cologne, it takes him another 15 minutes to pack his damned man purse. Wipes, chapstick, cameras, 3 cell phones, and God only knows what else gets stuffed in his carry along bag.

You’d think after all this primping he’d look like a socialite, or some made-up little princess. Nope – just average. You can’t see his face because he’s practicing his paparazzi pose and hiding, but trust me – I’d hide my face, too, if I had just spent two hours primping and came out with THOSE results.