My Exercise In Futility

Thank goodness America got it right and voted that sex tape making, no talent having bitch Kim Kardashian off ‘Dancing With The Stars.’ I honestly thought she should have been voted off the first week, but I’ll settle for kicking her big ass off this week. What the hell is she on TV for anyway? [...]

When I went to Starbucks this morning for my caffiene fix, the cashier concluded the transaction by saying, “Have a perfect day!” Is that even possible? Maybe I’m a dick, but it annoyed me. Why ‘perfect’? Why couldn’t he just wish a ‘nice’ or ‘good’ day on me? I think that would be more realistic. [...]

This is one of my favorite remixed songs by Peter Rauhofer. I tried to capture the best thirty seconds to turn it into a ringtone. I think I accomplished that.
I can tell that some of you are repeat downloaders of my ringtones. Leave comments, tell me what you think. If you have a request, let [...]