My Exercise In Futility

It looked like Carl, Romaine’s dog, was getting ready to do his psycho back crawl again, so I started the Flip Camera. Carl heard it turn on and looked at me. He just kept staring at me, so I felt something funny was coming. As such, I turned the camera on. Carl went NUTS!
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I have no idea what that means, but that’s the status of my laser. When I called UPS, they informed me that it was a customs hold, and that they were going to send my laser back to China. They didn’t have any other information other than that. However, they informed me that if I [...]

I recently attended a sex toy party at my friend Amanda’s apartment in Hoboken, NJ. It was fun. I had a lot to offer to the party it seems. Here are a few short clips for you to see what I mean.